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  GC0228 – I’m only one stomach flu away from my goal weight

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  GC0227 – Always carry gloves. Who knows when you may need to smack somebody!

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  GC0226 – After Botox treatments, I only look like I’m enjoying this!

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  GC0225 – I know my way around the kitchen, down the hall, out the door and to my favorite restaurants!

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  GC0222 – I may fake orgasm. But I never fake sarcasm!

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  GC0221 – I abandoned my Inner Child for my Outer Bitch!

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  GC0220 – Screwing up your children will make them Much more interesting adults!

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  GC0219 – I’ll have a triple, venti, mocha VALLIUM latte to go please!

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  GC0218 – The only thing better than great sex is great coffee!

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